Shitty Singing Actresses and Great Singing Actresses   1 comment

Well I know I said I was going to be talking about Atlantis, but the spirits have been being ass hole since the second one and this is an issue that people don’t address at all. I’m tired of these singing actresses who have no singing talent whatsoever. You know those Disney, Nickelodeon singers who suck. I will say though the only show that has actresses that can sing is Victorious, but I’ll get to that later on. A couple of examples of the “Shitty Singing Actresses” are former Disney star Hilary Duff and former Nickelodeon star Emma Roberts. They’re both only good at acting and have never had a voice for singing. I’m tired of hearing about these people. Most of the singing actresses are that way because they were on a show with someone who was already famous by that or was going to get famous that way. Though I will now say who the “Shitty Singing Actresses” and who the “Great Singing Actresses” are:

Disney New and Former that I can remember:

Hilary Duff – She only had a talent for acting not singing seeing as how it was obvious she was a lip singer (or how ever the society of idiots today say it).

Miley Cyrus – She’s the worst of them all, not just of the Disney stars, but she’s worse than the Nickelodeon stars too. She was bad at singing before she started. Just because her dad was a great country singer doesn’t mean she’s anywhere near a good singing. Also a famous teen that thinks they’re mature just because they’ve dated a guy 4 years older than themselves doesn’t make them mature just means they’re slutty that‘s how it works in the teen world. Her first acting job was a baby on “HER DAD’s” tv show Doc if I’m not mistaken on the name. And pole dancing at a kids thing is what proves the sluttiness and immaturity level is this truly terrible singing actress. Give me 60s music and a Broadway musical to her singing and acting any day.

Emily Osment – She sings a few songs, but her voice isn’t good enough to get excited about. Just because she was on a show with singing doesn’t mean she deserved to try singing. Emily’s acting is monkey swinging at best. I will say though she is a whole lot better than Miley is in the acting department and slightly better than her in the singing.

Meaghan Martin – She good at singing, but not good enough to have actually been in a singing movie. She a good actress just doesn’t need to sing for a living.

The Cheetah Girls – A band that consisted of girls who couldn’t sing or act.

Demi Lovato – A screeching voice. Demi is a horrible singer, but a great actress. Acting should be her only day job.

Tiffany Thornton – Damn It Disney stop with 20 year old actors or actresses being fucking teenagers! Tiffany is in her 20s get someone new for her spot on the kids show! She can’t act and she can’t sing!

Bridget Mendler – Okay she’s only good at acting and seriously sucks at singing. Seriously she doesn’t need to be singing at all.

Ashley Tisdale – Her voice is just as bad as Miley’s. This is also another one of those damn 20 year old actresses acting like a fucking teen. It’s completely stupid! Ashley is also a bad actress. How did she become famous anyways?

Vanessa Hudgens – If I’m not mistaken she said she was home schooled. So why have an actress be a high school teenager in a movie when she obviously finished school early anyways? Sure she could sing, but she wasn’t good at acting.
And last but not least the only great actress who’s singing is almost as good as her acting from Disney:

Selena Gomez – Selena is the only Disney Singing Actress that’s is great with one and good with the other. She’s got a good voice and great acting skills. The only actress Disney has had that can do both. That’s very sad considering I just named ten before her.

Come on Disney get back to the actually good actors and actresses that didn’t become singers. Also before I start the Nickelodeon ones I’ve got another female singer to talk about here:

Justin Bieber – Oh wait! Sorry this is a dude my bad. But since I’ve already started might as well keep going. Why the hell is there a male singer at the age of what 14 or 15that still sounds like Aaron Carter did when he became a famous singer at the age of ten? Seriously dude actually hit puberty first and then get back to singing. Jonas Brothers are still way better than you are at singing. Probably because they hit puberty at the right age so their voices sound like they needed too. But Justin is one of the reason why there are a shit load of pedophiles now. Mothers keep a close eye on your kids cause your husbands might try something just because of this faggy little bastard.

Onto the Nickelodeon Singing Actresses:

Emma Roberts – Like I said as the example she sucks at singing, but she’s a good actress.

Miranda Cosgrove – Okay seriously she’s only a singer cause she was on Drake and Josh which was a shitty rip off of Kenan and Kel. Sure Drake Bell was a good singer, but letting Miranda be a singer just because she was on that show is completely and utterly stupid. Her day job should always be acting. Because her songs as a singer suck some serious ass.

Jennette McCurdy – Really she doesn’t need to sing. She’s only a singer because Miranda sings the opening for iCarly. Just like Miranda her day job should only be acting.

Now lets head to the 3 main female singers of Victorious shall we:

Ariana Grande – Personally she’s my second favorite Singing Actress behind Victoria Justice. She’s a great actress and a great singer. It’s also obvious that when Ariana got cast in Victorious she was given a character that could match her personality which is rare for a lot of stars.

Elizabeth Gillies – She’s also a great actress and singer. She gets a part in Victorious where she can use her Jersey attitude in her acting. It’s good that she’s not like the idiots on Jersey Shore though. Haha.

And the final person on this list:

Victoria Justice – Victoria is the best out of every Singing Actress that has popped up on Disney and Nickelodeon. Every acting job she’s had from the shows I’ve watched (of course those are only from Disney and Nickelodeon) she has had acting positions that actually fit her personality. Which she probably has the best of any famous person you could meet. I used the word “probably” cause I have to meet her before I could say “she does”.


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